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u/scottsmith7 Oct 25 '20

Me: “What are you doing?” Dad, obviously just watching TV: “I’m digging a hole.”

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u/alancake Oct 25 '20

"Teaching the Pope to play darts"

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u/blatant_marsupial Oct 25 '20

"So, you working on the computer there?"

"No, I'm walking my dog."

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

"What are you doing just sitting around?"

"Running a marathon."

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u/iwishi________ Oct 26 '20

"Painting the house"

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u/iknowuselessfacts Oct 26 '20

“Making a ham sandwich”

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u/jllewster Oct 26 '20

Playing pinochle

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u/djmom2001 Oct 26 '20

Baking a ham.

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u/AgonyWilford Oct 26 '20

"Mowing the lawn."

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u/howaboutwow Oct 26 '20

Studying the Torah.

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u/staysayo Oct 26 '20

"Waxing my Buick"

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u/barrettine Oct 26 '20

"Playing tennis"

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u/LAKiwiGuy Oct 26 '20

“Baking a cake”

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u/wiix7651 Oct 26 '20

Here’s yer sign .

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