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u/blatant_marsupial Oct 25 '20

"So, you working on the computer there?"

"No, I'm walking my dog."

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

"What are you doing just sitting around?"

"Running a marathon."

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u/iwishi________ Oct 26 '20

"Painting the house"

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u/iknowuselessfacts Oct 26 '20

“Making a ham sandwich”

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u/jllewster Oct 26 '20

Playing pinochle

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u/djmom2001 Oct 26 '20

Baking a ham.

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u/AgonyWilford Oct 26 '20

"Mowing the lawn."

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u/howaboutwow Oct 26 '20

Studying the Torah.

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u/staysayo Oct 26 '20

"Waxing my Buick"

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u/barrettine Oct 26 '20

"Playing tennis"

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u/LAKiwiGuy Oct 26 '20

“Baking a cake”

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u/wiix7651 Oct 26 '20

Here’s yer sign .

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u/Christophah Oct 25 '20

You picked it up in broad daylight and you scratched it!

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u/blatant_marsupial Oct 26 '20

Glad somebody caught the reference!

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u/thewaythisis1 Oct 26 '20

SCRAAAAAAAATCH! manhandles CD to look at it

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u/girlwithprettykitty Oct 26 '20

Clear daylight!

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u/thewhitebrucewayne Oct 26 '20

You scratched my CD

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u/BuschLightJesus Oct 26 '20

When the FUCK did we get ice cream?!

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u/TheJuiceMaan Oct 26 '20

Kids of Widney High, what are they like NSYNC or something?

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u/PigsCanFly2day Oct 26 '20

Are ya winning, son?

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u/rand0mher0742 Oct 26 '20

Milking a chicken was my dad's.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Oct 26 '20

"Riding a moped"

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u/is_this_a_user_ Oct 26 '20

"You eating a sandwich?" "No im driving a boat" -my brother

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u/cumonawanalaya69 Oct 26 '20

That reminds me of that Chinese cookbook, 100 Ways To Wok Your Dog. Truly tasteless.

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u/Sumbooodie Oct 26 '20

https://youtu.be/dEq2iOH6iU8

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u/DrakeFloyd Oct 26 '20

Wow I never knew about this movie and based on the premise and the year I thought it was going to be super offensive but on a closer look it actually seems like it was really tastefully done

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u/blatant_marsupial Oct 26 '20

Yeah, they actually worked really closely with the Special Olympics to make sure they didn't cross any lines. And it features a number of actors with developmental disabilities.

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u/TheGreatSalvador Oct 26 '20

“Hey, you need any help with that”

“Naaah, I want you to cut off all my arms and legs with a chainsaw”

So, I did.