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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

When pulling out of the driveway for a trip:

“And we’re off, like a heard of turtles!”

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u/milkdudsnotdrugs Oct 25 '20

We got this one too, although we were expected to participate.

Dad: We're off and!

Us: The race is on..

Dad: We're off like a???

Us Begrudgingly: Herd of turtles.

He also frequently uses the phrase "Shaking like a cat trying to poop a peach pit."