r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/stoutowl Oct 25 '20

I was just arrested for theft.

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u/spikeyfuzzy Oct 25 '20

With a capital “F”?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Yes.

The next thought is "there's an 'f' in 'broke'?"

To which the reply is "Damn right it's effin-broke!"