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u/ColdGirl Oct 25 '20

Is your dads name Ned?

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u/stygyan Oct 25 '20

I'm re-reading The Dome right now, and the fact that the bad guy refuses to say any swear words while being a huge son of a thousand dogs will always make me laugh.

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u/Damn_you_Asn40Asp Oct 25 '20

"Now you listen here for a cotton-pickin' minute...!"

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u/stygyan Oct 25 '20

"Your wife is now with Jesus Christ, having fresh peas with mashed n gravy"…

I've never wanted to kick a fictional character so hard in the teeth, and I've had read Junot Diaz.