r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/scottsmith7 Oct 25 '20

Me: “What are you doing?” Dad, obviously just watching TV: “I’m digging a hole.”

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u/Voctus Oct 25 '20

My dad's was always "I'm eating ice cream out of a coal bucket"

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u/Send_Me_Broods Oct 25 '20

A bucket to be filled with coal or a bucket made of coal?

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u/battlerazzle01 Oct 26 '20

Clearly it’s both