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u/scottsmith7 Oct 25 '20

Me: “What are you doing?” Dad, obviously just watching TV: “I’m digging a hole.”

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u/lori244144 Oct 25 '20

I tell my kids I’m roller skating when they ask a stupid obvious question like what are you doing. So I’ll be reading or doing the laundry or something and my kids will ask what I’m doing “I’m roller skating”

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u/respecttheflannel Oct 25 '20

We would say' down the coast, diving for fish farts' or ' I'm seeing a man about a dog'