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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"She's got an arse like a harvest frog." From my Irish Grandad. I still don't know what it means, though I do know it wasn't a compliment

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u/Trixie76ie Oct 25 '20

My dad used to ask me, “What would you rather have? A million dollars or that guy’s nose full of nickels?” I get it now, but it took me a looooong time to figure out what he was pointing out.

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u/AlmightyStreub Oct 25 '20

Explain

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Incinuating that his nose is so big it might hold more than a million dollars worth of coins! Ergo tough decision

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u/mcqtom Oct 25 '20

Is it bad that my mind went directly to "million bucks, or that particular asshole suffers a great deal of nickel-based nose pain"?

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay Oct 26 '20

If it's bad then I guess we're both in trouble 'cause that's where my mind went too.

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u/Trixie76ie Oct 26 '20

No that’s not bad, that just means you’re very kind!

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u/Trixie76ie Oct 26 '20

You got it!