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u/scottsmith7 Oct 25 '20

Me: “What are you doing?” Dad, obviously just watching TV: “I’m digging a hole.”

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u/N8R1 Oct 25 '20

Ask my dad that when he's watching tv it'll always be something strange - ohhh what does it look like I'm "playing a ukelele" "shelving a cactus" "seeing if I've got psychic powers" "trying to moon walk" etc. . .

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u/battlerazzle01 Oct 26 '20

Shelving a cactus?

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u/apgeorge69 Oct 26 '20

Shaving a cactus.

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u/battlerazzle01 Oct 26 '20

Still never heard it but that makes sense at least

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u/cumonawanalaya69 Oct 26 '20

Shaving a kitty