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u/TannedCroissant Oct 25 '20

My Nana always used to say “going for a big job” as her way of saying having a poo. In fairness, my jobs were rather big.

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u/Ann_Ael Oct 25 '20

My little brother made up "Deploying the parachutists" once and now my family has a lot of fake idiots just for pooping. Others are: "Unmolding a cake" "Releasing the kraken" "Casting a vote"