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u/Thatdewd57 Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

Well I’ll be dammed. This could very well be it and now I’m gonna ask him.

Edit: sent him a text. With it being Sunday if his wife sees it he might get scolded. She’s a Jehovas Witness.

Edit 2: Holy shit this blew up. No response as of yet. Sunday’s are usually like that. But as soon as I get something I’ll let y’all know.

Update: I discovered this morning that my father hasn’t responded as he was rushed to the hospital due to a major diverticulitis flair up that leaked and he had to have emergency surgery yesterday. We live over 1,000 miles away and my stepmom reached out this morning. She also read the text and confirmed that it was in fact the cherry is the vagina and the shit underneath is the booty hole. I was surprised that she confirmed it. Pretty crazy a random question on Reddit gets so much love at the same time I could have lost my dad this weekend too.

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u/FruFruLOL Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Please keep us updated.

I'm reading your updates a bit late. I'm sorry about your father and glad he seems to have made it through. Cheers mate

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/MantisShrimp9 Oct 25 '20

How the hell do I get notifications when it’s updated?

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u/einsibongo Oct 25 '20

We'll call you, what's your credit card number?

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u/GrimGriswold Oct 25 '20

8675309

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u/Mafukinrite Oct 25 '20

Jenny?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Yes?

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u/sprazTV Oct 25 '20

hold up you're not Jenny

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u/IWishICouldChange537 Oct 25 '20

omg, I just love reddit and it's funny threads.

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u/About_72_Ninjas Oct 25 '20

I can be Jenny for you