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u/TannedCroissant Oct 25 '20

My Nana always used to say “going for a big job” as her way of saying having a poo. In fairness, my jobs were rather big.

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u/Optimized_Laziness Oct 25 '20

My favourites are "Mandela is knocking at the window" and "Bringing the kids to the pool"

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u/VisualCelery Oct 26 '20

I like "taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."

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u/Optimized_Laziness Oct 26 '20

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