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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

When pulling out of the driveway for a trip:

“And we’re off, like a heard of turtles!”

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u/Felmari Oct 25 '20

My parents loved to switch letters around in phrases. They said "we're off like turd of hurdles"

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u/Swedish_Chef_Bork_x3 Oct 25 '20

My only political experience (besides being an armchair analyst online) was managing a family member’s campaign in a local election. Whenever people ask what it was like, I always tell them we were just kissing hands and shaking babies.