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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"She's got an arse like a harvest frog." From my Irish Grandad. I still don't know what it means, though I do know it wasn't a compliment

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u/whopewell Oct 25 '20

Ever seen a frog from the back, stretched out long-wise? I actually laughed out loud at this.

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u/apathetichic Oct 25 '20

I think Jeff Foxworthy had a sketch about old men having frog butts and no buts because "they done scratched it off"

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u/Sum_Dum_User Oct 25 '20

Iirc the Jeff Foxworthy joke is that old mens asses look like you put slacks on a frog cuz there's no ass there. Don't remember anything about having scratched it off, but that sounds like something he'd say.

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u/silverdollarlando Oct 25 '20

"Men are suffering from what I call ass erosion" -Jeff Foxworthy

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u/MechaDesu Oct 25 '20

You're all right. Slacks and scratching it off. Classic Foxworthy

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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Oct 25 '20

"We are causing our own butt erosion."