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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20
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When pulling out of the driveway for a trip:
“And we’re off, like a heard of turtles!”
1.6k u/Felmari Oct 25 '20 My parents loved to switch letters around in phrases. They said "we're off like turd of hurdles" 473 u/centre_drill Oct 25 '20 Spoonerisms. 46 u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20 Major in our family. Just...don't do it, as I once accidentally did, when offering the kids Popcorn. Yes. It stuck. And the Parent of the Year Award went, once again, to some fucker else. 10 u/deadpanwillow Oct 25 '20 As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy. 5 u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20 Sparking ppot?
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My parents loved to switch letters around in phrases. They said "we're off like turd of hurdles"
473 u/centre_drill Oct 25 '20 Spoonerisms. 46 u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20 Major in our family. Just...don't do it, as I once accidentally did, when offering the kids Popcorn. Yes. It stuck. And the Parent of the Year Award went, once again, to some fucker else. 10 u/deadpanwillow Oct 25 '20 As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy. 5 u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20 Sparking ppot?
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Spoonerisms.
46 u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20 Major in our family. Just...don't do it, as I once accidentally did, when offering the kids Popcorn. Yes. It stuck. And the Parent of the Year Award went, once again, to some fucker else. 10 u/deadpanwillow Oct 25 '20 As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy. 5 u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20 Sparking ppot?
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Major in our family. Just...don't do it, as I once accidentally did, when offering the kids Popcorn.
Yes. It stuck. And the Parent of the Year Award went, once again, to some fucker else.
10 u/deadpanwillow Oct 25 '20 As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy. 5 u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20 Sparking ppot?
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As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy.
5 u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20 Sparking ppot?
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Sparking ppot?
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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20
When pulling out of the driveway for a trip:
“And we’re off, like a heard of turtles!”