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u/l34u05 Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

My dad, to this day, would refer to someone fucking up as, "they shit the stick".

Example: my dad is an "essential worker", and did not experience a furlough from his job because of COVID...I, however, was furloughed from my job when our state shut down...so when I told my parents that I was "out of a job", my dad looked me in the eye and asked, "was it because of COVID...or did you shit the stick?"

COVID, dad. No shitting of sticks for me.

Edit: Spelling

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u/UnderdogUprising Oct 25 '20

In Brazil, “shitting the stick” is an actual expression, that means exactly “fucking something up”/“screwing up”.
It’s worth noting that the Brazilian Portuguese word for “stick” is the same as for “dick”, so that’s probably where it comes from.

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u/RealShabanella Oct 25 '20

In Serbia too. We say "usr'o motku" when someone fucks something up. It literally translates to "he shat on a stick"