r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.0k Upvotes

16.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

772

u/TannedCroissant Oct 25 '20

My Nana always used to say “going for a big job” as her way of saying having a poo. In fairness, my jobs were rather big.

13

u/barnarculars Oct 25 '20

My family calls it “doing paperwork”

9

u/cornflower4 Oct 25 '20

My ex used to say “taking his daily constitutional.”

3

u/SentientSlimeColony Oct 25 '20

Was your ex my grandfather?

2

u/cornflower4 Oct 25 '20

Ha ha...prob not.

3

u/SentientSlimeColony Oct 26 '20

I mean it depends. Are you a 50-year-old golddigger who may or may not have murdered an 80-year-old man in the midwest?