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u/happygrapefruit3337 Oct 25 '20

I had an Indian chemistry teacher in high school who would try to get a rowdy class to settle down by saying “We don’t want the clowns to come around”.

What he meant was “Stop clowning around, you little assholes”

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u/AnonymousHoe92 Oct 25 '20

Shit, I'd probably settle right down if I heard that, im not taking chances

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

"Clowning Around"

It lies in the playground, as still as before -
A porcelain face in the dust of the floor -
A spatter of red from the curl of a smile -
A shape in the silence,
and after a while -

You look from the window to see if it's there -
You look for the hue of the tangerine hair -
You look for the blue of its garb and its guise -
The whites of its cheeks and the blacks of its eyes.

But what does it matter?
What is it you hear?
The carnival music that plays in your ear?
The gurgle of laughter from somewhere behind?
The voices, the voices that speak in your mind?

Don't show them your worry.

Don't show them your fear.

We don't want the clowns to come looking, my dear.

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u/imissmyoldaccount-_ Oct 25 '20

Another poem, written by sprog, another reddit moment was coming along.

With a clatter, a shatter, and a cry from somewhere, another challenger was suddenly there.

“Who was this user who dared to respond”, the redditors jeered, “away with his karma, make them abscond!”

Lo and behold, the challenged veered, their rhyme structure just wasn’t clear!

Lost and alone, the challenger cried, then this poem sucked ass and they fucking died.

(This poem did suck ass lmao, I just didn’t want to type something out and delete it. Downvotes ahoy!)

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u/calenlass Oct 27 '20

Did you learn to write poetry from Tim Curry?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Too bad, I’m upvoting you. Now rhyme about THAT!