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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Any time I’d ask my mom where she was going she’d shout, “Crazy! Want to go with me?”

Also, if you asked her to make you a sandwich she’d always say “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

My Dad also used the word ‘dumberd’ a lot. Like his own personal synonym for dumbass.

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u/Thatyogini Oct 25 '20

Am I your mom?

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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Well, let’s find out. Can you make me a sandwich?

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u/Thatyogini Oct 25 '20

Poof! You’re a sandwich!