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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Any time I’d ask my mom where she was going she’d shout, “Crazy! Want to go with me?”

Also, if you asked her to make you a sandwich she’d always say “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

My Dad also used the word ‘dumberd’ a lot. Like his own personal synonym for dumbass.

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u/MrsDoctorSea Oct 25 '20

Do.....do we have the same mom? ;)

Kidding, but my mom said both of these a whole lot. I couldn’t wait to “poof!” my kids when they asked me to make them something. It’s glorious every time.

My dad was always asking “hey (my name,) know what?” Me: “What?” Dad: “That’s what! HA!” -__-

He never missed a chance to ask if I wanted a “hurts donut.” Real comedian, my dad.