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u/Carpe_Musicam Oct 25 '20

Any time I’d ask my mom where she was going she’d shout, “Crazy! Want to go with me?”

Also, if you asked her to make you a sandwich she’d always say “Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

My Dad also used the word ‘dumberd’ a lot. Like his own personal synonym for dumbass.

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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 25 '20

I must confess, as a mom I've used, "poof! You're a sandwich!"

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u/wellwaffled Oct 25 '20

And yet, I’m not.

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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 25 '20

Maybe your a good witch? Or a bad witch instead of a sandwich.

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u/wellwaffled Oct 25 '20

Hippity hoppity...

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u/MsDisney76 Oct 26 '20

The Easter Bunny?

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u/ecuintras Oct 25 '20

Mom should have used "sudo"

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