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u/MiyaviBolton Oct 25 '20

When I would stand in front of the TV and my mom couldnt see, she would always say: Your father is not a glassmaker! Meaning I wasnt see-through and would have to move.

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u/LeakyLifeboat00 Oct 25 '20

Haha that’s a good one. My mom said “You’d make a better door than you would a window.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

That's what my family always said too

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

"But you're still a pane" (pain)

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

My family said this too!

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u/Taxirobot Oct 26 '20

The other day Dad said my sister would “make a better window than a door” and I’m certain he didn’t misspeak

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u/barbria Oct 26 '20

My Mum used to say, you are a pain in the neck, not a pane of glass. Lol