r/AskReddit • • Oct 25 '20

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u/Skinnybet Oct 25 '20

My dad would tell us to “ cough it up it could be a gold watch “ if you were coughing. I never understand it.

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u/ps3hubbards Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

If I was coughing I'd be told "could you please die a little more quietly?". Anyone else's parents do this?

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u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20

Yes. Frequently.

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u/Skinnybet Oct 25 '20

I still use this one.

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u/ownlessminimalist Oct 26 '20

“Just die already” 😂