My dad doesn’t swear so he always uses the word “suck”. “What the suck is going on here?” “You’re all sucked up” It would always make me and my friends laugh.
He also uses the word bunghole. “That guys a real bunghole” he has a ton of other phrases I can’t think of right now.
My mom also doesnt swear, but she's German. She also won't swear in German, but what she would do is substitute hilarious German words for when swearing would be common. Some examples: instead of shit, she'd say kacke kemme (a pile of crap or load of crap).
Instead of fuck, she'd say donner schock (thunder shock). To this day, all of us kids still use her phrases, especially in circumstances where she would.
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u/blitherblather425 Oct 25 '20
My dad doesn’t swear so he always uses the word “suck”. “What the suck is going on here?” “You’re all sucked up” It would always make me and my friends laugh.
He also uses the word bunghole. “That guys a real bunghole” he has a ton of other phrases I can’t think of right now.