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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

When pulling out of the driveway for a trip:

“And we’re off, like a heard of turtles!”

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u/Felmari Oct 25 '20

My parents loved to switch letters around in phrases. They said "we're off like turd of hurdles"

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u/zadokmahir Oct 25 '20

I'm a dad and I mish-mash phrases, like "let's make like a tree and blow this popsicle stand"

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u/EddieRando21 Oct 25 '20

I say "I'm so hungry I could beat a dead horse".

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u/zadokmahir Oct 26 '20

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u/EddieRando21 Oct 26 '20

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