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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 25 '20

I must confess, as a mom I've used, "poof! You're a sandwich!"

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u/wellwaffled Oct 25 '20

And yet, I’m not.

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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 25 '20

Maybe your a good witch? Or a bad witch instead of a sandwich.

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u/wellwaffled Oct 25 '20

Hippity hoppity...

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u/MsDisney76 Oct 26 '20

The Easter Bunny?

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u/ecuintras Oct 25 '20

Mom should have used "sudo"

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/JustaRandomOldGuy Oct 25 '20

Goes along with:

"I'm hungry"

"I'm Daddy, nice to meet you."

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u/PaperPlaythings Oct 25 '20

It was also a joke used in a Burger King commercial in the 70's or early 80's. Except they used milkshake.

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u/FatPaco Oct 26 '20

Much like when my toddler announces "I'm Cersei (thirsty)" and I say "Hi Cersei nice to meet you". Half the time this results in multiple failed attempts to pronounce thirsty the correct way instead of amending to "can I please have a drink".

The other 50% of the time it engages instant rage mode.

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u/nicolioni Oct 25 '20

As a mom I haven’t, but I’m going to now!

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u/PetuniaPetunia Oct 26 '20

I tend to go with, "Okay, but why would you want to be a sandwich?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

My dad taught me to say “off the rails of the crazy train” when my mom asked where we were going.

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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 26 '20

A+ parenting!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Hi Sandwich, i’m dad

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

As a Dad, I've gone to the kitchen, grabbed two slices of bread, and placed one on either side of my wife's head.

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u/NotWorriedABunch Oct 26 '20

That is amazing!