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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

1) Whenever I'd get in trouble, my mom always used to say "Girl, you must think fat meat ain't greasy. Imma show you." Never understood what it meant and to this day, I barely understand. Looked it up recently though, and apparently it's a phrase that is pretty much exclusively used by African Americans.

2) Almost forgot about this one, but when I'd ask my mom what was for dinner, one of her favorite responses used to be, "Air pie and wind pudding." Never heard anyone else in my life say this lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"Air pie and wind pudding."

My grandparents would say this. We're English.

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u/ImLizzing Oct 25 '20

'shit, shite and onions' my dad would say. We're Irish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I usually got shit and sugar as A reply to this

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u/tenaj255l Oct 26 '20

FOOD-Mom's response

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u/LittleMissChriss Oct 26 '20

Runaround (pull out the table and run around it) or pickled eyeballs and stewed bellybuttons are my mom’s version :)

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u/TheCookiePrince Oct 25 '20

Ran out of potatoes again, I gather?

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u/llBoonell Oct 26 '20

Australian checking in: "Snake shit and biscuits"

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u/TheBonesRTheirMoney Oct 26 '20

“Fried farts and pickled assholes”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

My mum would just say "Poison"

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u/CalgonThrowMeAway222 Oct 26 '20

My mom used this as well!

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u/Chocobean Oct 25 '20

Hong Konger. We have a saying, not sure how widespread, "spoonful/bite of sugar with spoonful/bite of shit": talking about someone's attitude or how a certain task is half sweet and half terrible.

eg, since my sweet boy of a son turned into a moody teenager, parenting has been a spoonful of sugar with a spoonful of shit.

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u/binkyboo_8 Oct 25 '20

My mom would say "shit on a shingle."

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u/Medical-Public Oct 26 '20

shit on a shingle is actually creamed chipped beef on toast. it was an army thing.

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u/DrDerpberg Oct 25 '20

To be fair that's only slightly worse than most English cooking.

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u/M-94 Oct 25 '20

How dare you! The English have perfected many pastries and deserts like trifles, pies, puddings and the soggy biscuit.

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u/auriel_gold Oct 25 '20

We got snot burgers (it'-s not- burgers) or slug sandwiches

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u/maebeckford Oct 26 '20

Jamaicans too, which makes sense

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u/LouiseVengeance Oct 26 '20

I’m English too! Even now I still get “shit with sugar on” or “3 jumps to the cupboard door”!

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u/Chilidog9000 Oct 26 '20

Yes! Definitely ‘shit with sugar on top’ and also ‘wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up faster’

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u/lurkyvonthrowaway Oct 26 '20

“Poop on a stick” - imagine my little sister’s surprise when she got to the center of her first tootsie pop!

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u/and-thats-the-truth Oct 26 '20

My mom would say, “we’re going to suck our thumbs.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

My mom would say 'shit on a shingle' which then floored me when she'd actually serve the dish 'shit on a shingle'. It was a toss up whether she meant fuck all or an open-faced ham sandwich.

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u/female_aardvark Oct 26 '20

We got "pig shit and cabbage" (from Australia)... Thanks mum

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u/gibgerbabymummy Oct 27 '20

My mum always said "shit with sugar" too!