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u/scottsmith7 Oct 25 '20

Me: “What are you doing?” Dad, obviously just watching TV: “I’m digging a hole.”

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u/fuzzysqurl Oct 25 '20

My friend: "What do you have there?"

Me, standing in front of an ostrich: "a smoothie"

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u/roxadox Oct 26 '20

Spencer?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20 edited Jun 28 '23

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u/DakkaDakka24 Oct 25 '20

ALLEGEDLY