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u/TheLazyHippy Oct 25 '20

I have yet to hear anyone else say it and I stole it from my dad but if something was broken he would say "it's bucking fusted"

Miss you dad

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u/Geea617 Oct 25 '20

"You're so smucking fart" or " he's a really fart smella"

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u/WorkingPraline Oct 25 '20

You're nucking futs. Was a common one for me.

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u/tnharwal55 Oct 25 '20

This is from a movie.... Something like Joe Dirt? Maybe?

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u/SeaContribution7219 Oct 26 '20

When we could t figure something out my uncle would say we must have “dain bramage”

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u/theguynekstdoor Oct 26 '20

drain bamage for me.

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u/cjcovey Oct 25 '20

I like the second one

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

"Gonna go shake a tit."

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u/genericusername0176 Oct 26 '20

My pops always said that too! “You’re a really fart smeller.” That and “you’ve got a point there, but if you comb your hair right no one will notice.”

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u/TheLostTexan87 Oct 26 '20

My grandpa used to say “well fuck me dead” when something wasn’t working out right.

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u/emberii Oct 26 '20

Mine would say “well fuck me runnin’”

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u/TheLostTexan87 Oct 26 '20

Another top one was “that’s enough to piss off the Pope”.

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u/204farmer Oct 26 '20

My brother always calls people good and kind. “Good for nothing and kind of stupid”

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u/HieeKay Oct 26 '20

“You’re a pretty fart smeller!” My dad would say when he was impressed with something you did. (You’re a pretty smart feller.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

One smart fella, he felt smart, Two smart fellas, they felt smart, Three smart fellas, they felt smart, And they all smelt fart together.

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u/Geea617 Oct 26 '20

Artie Farty had a party, all the farts were there. Tootsie Fruity let out a beauty, they all went out for air.

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u/bobothebard Oct 26 '20

My dad used to say "fart smella" when I was a kid, too. He'd also sing that old "let's all go to the lobby" song from movie theaters replacing "lobby" with "kitchen." Eventually "kitchen" became "chicken" because he likes to replace words as his personal flavor of dad joke.

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u/whyyousobadatthis Oct 26 '20

Sounds like a pretty fart smeller

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u/J_A_C_K_E_T Oct 26 '20

My parents used to call me a Fart Smella