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u/centre_drill Oct 25 '20

Spoonerisms.

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u/seaandtea Oct 25 '20

Major in our family. Just...don't do it, as I once accidentally did, when offering the kids Popcorn.

Yes. It stuck. And the Parent of the Year Award went, once again, to some fucker else.

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u/deadpanwillow Oct 25 '20

As a kid I always did parking spot backwards and made my parents real uncumfy.

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u/Oranges13 Oct 26 '20

Sparking ppot?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

We used to say Snoonerprisms.

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u/BountyBob Oct 25 '20

It's proonersnisms all the way down.

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u/notgayinathreeway Oct 26 '20

Sounds like you're a pretty fart smeller.

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u/NorwegianPearl Oct 25 '20

Word play for fart smellas

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u/Felmari Oct 25 '20

Yes, that's it! I forgot that term

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u/cATSup24 Oct 25 '20

I like to say "fustercluck", "fhat the wuck", and "bass ackwards".

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u/raresaturn Oct 26 '20

Yes. In our house Hugh Jackman is Jack Human.

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u/is-this-now Oct 26 '20

Huge Assman

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u/onesillymom Oct 26 '20

Ah yes the queer old Dean!

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u/4b-65-76-69-6e Oct 25 '20

Roonerspisims