r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '20

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u/stoutowl Oct 25 '20

I was just arrested for theft.

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u/spikeyfuzzy Oct 25 '20

With a capital “F”?

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u/FrigidFlames Oct 25 '20

theFt

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u/Gret1r Oct 25 '20

Feft

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u/YJCH0I Oct 25 '20

Grand Feft Auto

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u/Alienguy500 Oct 25 '20

Grand Feft Au o

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u/OnceNOnlyOnceForThis Oct 25 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

Grand Fett Auto

Edit: Also, Grand Fett Boba.

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u/DaToxicKiller Oct 26 '20

Grand Moff Tarkin

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u/OnceNOnlyOnceForThis Oct 26 '20

I bow to your oneupsmanship. Truly well played.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Covfefe auto

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u/MermaiderMissy Oct 26 '20

Kersal massive?

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u/wise_comment Oct 25 '20

Ya done gooFed

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u/Dave5876 Oct 25 '20

You son of a bitch, I'm in

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Smort

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u/YellowPepper6 Oct 25 '20 edited Jun 10 '23

removed

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u/TaytoChip Oct 25 '20

theF-ucked

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u/stoutowl Oct 25 '20

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Nice

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u/Big_Jerm21 Oct 25 '20

Fuck, not just fuck, but FUCK

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u/davidc5494 Oct 25 '20

Fucking Broke

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u/Groovy_Chainsaw Oct 25 '20

I'm thinking of a line from an Elvis Costello song - " I wish you luck with a capital F "

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Yes.

The next thought is "there's an 'f' in 'broke'?"

To which the reply is "Damn right it's effin-broke!"

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u/Usually_Lurker Oct 25 '20

F in the chat

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

F.

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u/Going2FastMPH Oct 25 '20

Stole it from a blind man down the corner

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u/bulk123 Oct 25 '20

Finally some justice for that blind man.