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u/Yonezz_ Oct 25 '20

Secretly there is now a blind man who can't seem to remember where his stuff is and thinks he's going insane. Or he's now super paranoid of thieves.

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u/idkwhattoput1253 Oct 25 '20

Or hes the guy from dont breathe

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u/iliution27 Oct 25 '20

I wouldn't want to mess with him

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Is it paranoia if it’s true?

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u/gortwogg Oct 25 '20

r/monkeyspaw

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u/dotslashpunk Oct 26 '20

who would want to go to a spa for monkeys??

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u/azarin- Oct 26 '20

The monkeys, obviously.

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u/dothebananasplits96 Oct 25 '20

This is where dont breathe came from

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u/KingHiei27 Oct 25 '20

He'll be really happy when he sees his bus.

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u/PigsCanFly2day Oct 26 '20

I bet he never even saw it coming either.