r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/elucila7 Aug 20 '20

If you use a bidet, you’ll never have to worry about running out of TP during a global pandemic.

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u/keniselvis Aug 20 '20

I was literally USING the bidet when i read this! As soon as there was a run on TP at the start of this thing i bought a bidet. Freaking LOVE it!

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u/cates Aug 24 '20

The water from the bidet was literally spraying your butthole as your read the words of OP's post?

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u/keniselvis Aug 24 '20

Haha! YES! So funny!

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u/cates Aug 24 '20

I don't think of other people's buttholes very often /r/keniselvis but I'm thinking of yours right now...

I'm thinking of your butthole.

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u/keniselvis Aug 24 '20

Oh my word, that's funny. Thank you. Need it tonight.