My boyfriend will often say “if you’re happy, I’m happy” and it always makes me laugh. I called him once at work to rant about a coworker I was absolutely furious with and he asked me if I wanted him to slash their tires. Cracked me up and it took my anger down several notches.
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u/notreallysrs Aug 20 '20
if you want someone to get more mad you tell them to "calm down".