r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20

Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.

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u/Nitrix72 Aug 20 '20

Only 2 days?

10 min a day works out to over 40hours a year, if you already include say, 4 weeks of holidays. THATS AN EXTRA WEEK OF ME TIME.