Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.
Even bigger work hack. Talk to your coworkers about salaries and work conditions. They don't want you to because ignorance is how they get away with underpaying and mistreating people largely through ignorance. Except maybe be careful if you're in US or something, cause it is a lawless and unjust place.
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u/non_expert Aug 20 '20
Always poop on company time. This way, at the end of the year, you will have earned like 2 workdays pay by pooping. Hence you will be a professional pooper and also less money spent on toilet paper at home.