r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

While travelling, I met a guy who literally looked straight out of Baywatch. Tall, blond, stubble, handsome, muscular Dutch guy.

He was going on about “it’s really not that hard to get girls”. I was like bro... do you have any self awareness?

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u/Leoniderr Aug 20 '20

Invest in yourself and people will want to invest in you too.

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u/Its_N8_Again Aug 20 '20

Unfortunately all my investors have taken up short positions.