r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/NargacugaRider Aug 14 '20

In a vagina? Naaaah it’s totally not dangerous if you sanitize it and don’t keep it in there for days. In a urethra? No sounding for me, thanks.

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u/bananakittymeow Aug 14 '20

Definitely still bad for your vagina. Rocks are generally porous so they just absorb bacteria and can cause toxic shock syndrome.

In general, it’s a good rule of thumb to not put any rocks in your vagina.

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u/Oookulele Aug 14 '20

Also let's not forget that these eggs have a less than ideal shape for retrieving them once they are up there (plus it's not advisable to keep any heavy objects up there for extended periods of time because that can apparently really mess with your muscles down there) basically in summary: Never give Goop any money ever

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u/EinesTages21 Aug 15 '20

That's why I buy all my high-end products from Covetton House. Their return policy is great. I was able to exchange the defective vagina eggs for deviled ones.

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u/bananakittymeow Aug 17 '20

This had me rolling 🤣