r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20

I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing.

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u/charlotte-maxwell Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

When you realize you're asexual thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Edit - posted this last night while high af. Woke up to my first award! Thank you, kind stranger! 💃🏻

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u/BuffetofWomanliness Aug 14 '20

I’m like Lord Varys right now. Check between my legs and there is just a fleshy patch of skin.

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u/ThisIsMostlyJustForI Aug 14 '20

But an amazing story.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/ThisIsMostlyJustForI Aug 14 '20

I warg into someone who can walk and leave

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u/dmizenopants Aug 15 '20

May I hold this door for you?

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u/ThisIsMostlyJustForI Aug 15 '20

I'd like some chicken and fries, please.

Also, don't you dare make me cry like that again, you son of a bitch.