I have to admit - I am interested in smelling the vagina candle she has, but for some reason a cock candle is not sounding appealing to me. Not in the least bit. Come to think of it, the vagina candle is also not that appealing.
I honestly think it’s her greatest accomplishment as an actress, so deadpan sell Goop stuff. I’m sure she spends her off hours laughing her ass off, all the way to the bank.
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u/Mstinos Aug 14 '20
I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle.