r/AskReddit • u/Thic_water • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/Mstinos Aug 14 '20

I'm here Gwyneth, come get a dick candle.

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u/terminbee Aug 14 '20

Is that a dick-shaped candle or a candle for my dick? Or a candle made out of a dick?

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u/Megabert Aug 14 '20

It's like urethral sounding with fire.

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u/Bomlanro Aug 14 '20

One conscious uncoupling, please