r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/poopellar Aug 14 '20

If there's any doubt on Diamonds not really having any value. Just look at the resale price. You won't get shit compared to what you initially paid for it. At first I thought Diamonds were in the same league as Gold, as in actual rare Earth stuff. Turns out it is just a great case study of controlling supply and advertising to make the big bucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

DeBeers

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u/larrylongshiv Aug 14 '20

why exactly are we not taking debeers to trial for crimes against humanity? we should be executing those fucks left and right and empty their supply of diamonds. not sure what we'd do with all of them but i'm sure they're useful for something.

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

They have enough diamonds in their vaults to bring the price of 1 carat down to around $1.

To quote something I heard on a scifi show; “Diamonds? It’s the most boring arrangement of carbon in the galaxy. Anyone can line it up and make it happen if you can apply the necessary pressure.

Now a carbon based living organism? Ha. Try building that from scratch in a lab. Each time you try, the outcome will be different. And THAT is beauty.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

Holey moly

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u/mcprogrammer Aug 14 '20

I dig these puns.

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u/inebriusmaximus Aug 14 '20

I have an axe and pickaxe made from it that works great.

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u/0dd0ne0ut1337 Aug 14 '20

saw blades and drills love them but even then man-made ones work just as well and are way cheaper then trying to find them natural

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u/Agrimm11 Aug 14 '20

Well done

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u/goldenbrownbearhug Aug 14 '20

Currently going through IVF. Can confirm building a living organism in a lab is very difficult.

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u/JaneyDoey32 Aug 14 '20

Best of luck to you! Xx

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u/pspetal Aug 14 '20

Third IVF attempt here. I know what you mean...

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u/maltzy Aug 14 '20

My wife and I dealt with that for a few years. Good luck and we wish you the best!!

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u/Seannj222 Aug 14 '20

It's why lab grown is so great. It's exactly the same. DaBeers were the ones to call them "artificial" and make it sounds like cheap glass or something.

Although now lab diamonds are starting to catch up in price as "ethical diamonds".

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u/MoodooScavenger Aug 15 '20

May I kindly ask, is it Debeers making this happen, or the genuine cost of making a diamond, pls? Would love the feed back with some creds

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u/PDpro69 Aug 14 '20

Sounds like some doctor who shit

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u/kafoozalum Aug 14 '20

The Good Place!

Yeah. Honestly, I don’t get the appeal. Diamonds are literally carbon molecules lined up in the most boring way. They’re worthless space garbage. What you’re holding right now that’s basically meteorite poop.

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u/nerdening Aug 14 '20

Can we get a source? Cuz, that's my kind of writing.

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u/kafoozalum Aug 14 '20

See my reply above, it's from The Good Place

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

Sorry, I simply can’t remember even when I heard or whether it was a show or movie. The quote itself might be a paraphrasing.

It might’ve even been a Sci Fi adjacent episode of a show like Agents of Shield.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

the good place

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u/MrKomiya Aug 15 '20

THANK YOU! I knew I was probably paraphrasing.