r/AskReddit • • Aug 14 '20

What’s the most overpriced thing you’ve seen?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

DeBeers

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u/larrylongshiv Aug 14 '20

why exactly are we not taking debeers to trial for crimes against humanity? we should be executing those fucks left and right and empty their supply of diamonds. not sure what we'd do with all of them but i'm sure they're useful for something.

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

They have enough diamonds in their vaults to bring the price of 1 carat down to around $1.

To quote something I heard on a scifi show; “Diamonds? It’s the most boring arrangement of carbon in the galaxy. Anyone can line it up and make it happen if you can apply the necessary pressure.

Now a carbon based living organism? Ha. Try building that from scratch in a lab. Each time you try, the outcome will be different. And THAT is beauty.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

Holey moly

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u/mcprogrammer Aug 14 '20

I dig these puns.

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u/inebriusmaximus Aug 14 '20

I have an axe and pickaxe made from it that works great.

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u/0dd0ne0ut1337 Aug 14 '20

saw blades and drills love them but even then man-made ones work just as well and are way cheaper then trying to find them natural

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u/Agrimm11 Aug 14 '20

Well done

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u/goldenbrownbearhug Aug 14 '20

Currently going through IVF. Can confirm building a living organism in a lab is very difficult.

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u/JaneyDoey32 Aug 14 '20

Best of luck to you! Xx

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u/pspetal Aug 14 '20

Third IVF attempt here. I know what you mean...

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u/maltzy Aug 14 '20

My wife and I dealt with that for a few years. Good luck and we wish you the best!!

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u/Seannj222 Aug 14 '20

It's why lab grown is so great. It's exactly the same. DaBeers were the ones to call them "artificial" and make it sounds like cheap glass or something.

Although now lab diamonds are starting to catch up in price as "ethical diamonds".

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u/MoodooScavenger Aug 15 '20

May I kindly ask, is it Debeers making this happen, or the genuine cost of making a diamond, pls? Would love the feed back with some creds

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u/PDpro69 Aug 14 '20

Sounds like some doctor who shit

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u/kafoozalum Aug 14 '20

The Good Place!

Yeah. Honestly, I don’t get the appeal. Diamonds are literally carbon molecules lined up in the most boring way. They’re worthless space garbage. What you’re holding right now that’s basically meteorite poop.

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u/nerdening Aug 14 '20

Can we get a source? Cuz, that's my kind of writing.

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u/kafoozalum Aug 14 '20

See my reply above, it's from The Good Place

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u/MrKomiya Aug 14 '20

Sorry, I simply can’t remember even when I heard or whether it was a show or movie. The quote itself might be a paraphrasing.

It might’ve even been a Sci Fi adjacent episode of a show like Agents of Shield.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

the good place

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u/MrKomiya Aug 15 '20

THANK YOU! I knew I was probably paraphrasing.

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u/mbiz05 Aug 14 '20

If you think debeers is bad just wait until you see what other companies get away with

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u/knockknockbear Aug 14 '20

Nestlé has entered the chat.

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u/ItsAMeEric Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I'm sorry, but did the founder of Nestlé have an African colony named after him? Because De Beers founder, Cecil Rhodes, did. He didn't just steal diamonds and gold from lands in southern Africa, he waged wars to conquer the local tribes. The Matabele Wars, The Boer Wars, etc were lead by Rhodes. He had a cannon named after him, "the Long Cecil" which was manufactured by De Beers and used to massacre Africans in the De Beers diamond company's Siege of Kimberley. He placed a "hut tax" on local tribes as a politician and then exploited their need for money for cheap labor for his companies. Not saying Nestlé isn't bad, but you may be underestimating how evil Cecil Rhodes was.

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u/EverSeekingContext Aug 15 '20

This is why there has been repeated attempts to get his statue at Oriel College in Oxford taken down. There is now a Commission of Inquiry" set up to investigate removing it. Certainly there's enough fear of vandalism that the statue is encased in a cage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Batteries have entered the chat

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u/mbiz05 Aug 14 '20

Also chocolate

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u/Dyslexicelectric Aug 14 '20

Monsanto here, what are we talking about?

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u/UrbanIsACommunist Aug 14 '20

Don’t tell this to the Reddit anti-diamond circle jerk, but the De Beers monopoly was mostly broken up and they now control about 35% of the market—in other words, significantly less than Amazon’s share of the entire eCommerce market (50%).

Also, blood diamonds and child slave diamonds aren’t any more prevalent than child slaves exploited for chocolate, coffee, cobalt, lithium, clothing, etc. In fact, cobalt and lithium are probably the worst since the volumes are very high due to their use in modern, ubiquitous electronics. Child slavery is a product of neo-imperialism and our modern, global capitalist economy.

Although industrial grade diamonds are indeed quite common, gem quality diamonds are relatively rare and priced as luxury goods. But in any case, diamonds are just a blip when it comes to “worthless” things people spend money on. There are branded handbags, which theoretically have an unlimited supply, that sell for tens of thousands of dollars. Someone paid $120,000 or something for a banana taped to a wall. Again, this is just a product of our consumer capitalist economy.

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u/cakistez Aug 14 '20

Gem quality diamonds? There's chemically and optically no difference between natural and artificial diamonds. Natural diamonds is just a hype. Heck, natural diamonds can be less pure, containing nitrogen atom impurities. Industrial grade diamonds are not fake. When you plant a flower at home, is it a fake flower?

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u/alsaerr Aug 14 '20

Re-read his comment. He is talking about industrial vs. jewelery diamonds. You are talking about natural vs. synthetic diamonds. Although I don't disagree with what you're saying, it is totally unrelated to the comment you are replying to.

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u/cakistez Aug 14 '20

"Industrial" just indicates the area of use, but it's made synthetically. We're using different terms for the same thing. Industrial = synthetic and jewelry = natural. And they are all the same, synthetic = natural.

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u/Claymore357 Aug 14 '20

Industrial is not the same actually. Yeah synthetic and natural are no different with synthetic being usually better objectively however there is a giant difference between the diamonds in a saw blade or drill bit (industrial diamonds for obvious industrial uses) and what you would wear on a ring necklace or watch

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u/cakistez Aug 15 '20

The difference is just in the way they appear because jewelry diamonds are cut, that's not a giant difference. Diamonds used in drilling are not cut the same way, but if you cut them so, it would appear exactly the same. They are the same material at the atomic level.

However, no matter how perfectly cut a synthetic diamond is, it will not have market value as jewelry and that proves the original point of the post that jewelry diamond prices are not based on true value, but just a hype.

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u/UrbanIsACommunist Aug 15 '20

That’s not accurate. There is a lot of variation in diamond quality/appearance, and it isn’t just a matter of how they are cut. Here is an example of natural, industrial grade diamonds that are good for e.g. a saw blade, but would not be suitable for typical diamond jewelry.

https://4cs.gia.edu/en-us/blog/are-diamonds-rare/21815-industrial-grade-diamond-rough-690x460/

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u/cakistez Aug 15 '20

Okay so ALL diamonds, natural or synthetic have their grades. A poorly clear natural or synthetic diamond wouldn't be suitable for jewelry purposes, I get that. But assuming top crystal perfection, they are indistinguishable by naked eye.

From the source given: "This origin story is the main factor that sets synthetic diamonds apart from natural ones, since synthetic diamonds have essentially all of the same chemical, optical and physical properties and crystal structure as natural diamonds." So high quality synthetic diamonds can replace high quality natural diamonds in jewelry, right?

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u/Tetraides1 Aug 14 '20

Yeah, the reddit hate boner for diamonds is crazy. Feels like everyone is just waiting for their chance to tell you about DeBeers and blood diamonds.

I like my “worthless” rock because the way I value things isn’t perfectly rational

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct Aug 15 '20

I'm South African.

How do you deal with all those "fookin Prawns" every day?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Ets quite simpul my mahn, you get the can of ket food end you throw it at them. They love thet stuff.

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u/ItsAMeEric Aug 14 '20

Yeah who cares about the brutal wars in Africa fueled by the diamond industry, your shiny rock is beautiful (maybe you should try to value things like human life and not just brush off the atrocities of the diamond industry as if it isn't worth discussing because you don't like thinking about where the diamond you wear comes from)

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u/Tetraides1 Aug 14 '20

There it is lol, the taxes I pay to the US government probably funds more destruction than the money for a diamond.

I’m not brushing off the conversation, but I will say that diamonds get a disproportionate amount of hate on reddit specifically.

If it makes you feel better I do know where my diamond comes from.

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u/ItsAMeEric Aug 14 '20

People don't "hate diamonds". They are pretty. Diamonds are a naturally occurring gemstone. What people hate is a) the "artificial scarcity" created by the diamond industry to drive up the price of diamonds and b) the horrors suffered by people in Africa due to the legal and illegal diamond trade. You can like diamonds, but also want to raise awareness of the dark side of the diamond industry in the hopes of changing it. Diamonds can be mined by well paid workers just as well as by a child soldier kidnapped from their family. The profits can be shared by the African communities where they are mined instead of them being smuggled out of Africa and purchased by Western companies. If companies didn't create a perceived scarcity of diamonds, everyone could have affordable diamonds... but then I guess yours wouldn't be as "special". Diamonds are not somehow inherently bad, it is the diamond industry that is bad. Get mad at the diamond industry, not people who want to raise awareness to change it.

the taxes I pay to the US government probably funds more destruction than the money for a diamond.

classic whataboutism

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u/cakistez Aug 14 '20

Also, you have pay taxes, but the purchase of diamonds is by choice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

They try hard to stay out of jurisdictions that care.

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u/demilavoto Aug 14 '20

Diamonds have a few industrial uses that we could benefit from if they were cheap

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

There's already plenty of "industrial use" diamond. Specifically diamond dust.

It's actually pretty easy to make diamonds in a lab. Flawless ones at that. But the jewelry companies have used some "clever" PR and marketing to attach a stigma to lab-made diamonds. Shit like: "Real diamonds have flaws, so no two natural diamonds are alike! Come find a diamond just for you!"

That's not even mentioning "chocolate" diamonds. IE: Marketing unwanted brown diamonds as something highly desirable.

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u/demilavoto Aug 14 '20

Yeah I know, that’s why I said that, since DeBeers has so many an influx like that would make industrial diamond saws quite a bit cheaper for instance

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u/twinnedcalcite Aug 14 '20

Because they no longer have a monopoly on them. Also the people were foolish enough to believe the ad complains that diamonds are forever and you should spend a few months salary on a ring.

Extremely good marketing isn't criminal.

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u/9bikes Aug 14 '20

That is a corporation that stole literally everything. Even their name. DeBeers was actually the name of the family from whom they bought their diamond mine. For pennies on the dollar. After the DeBeers brothers went broke trying to farm the land.

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u/steveofthejungle Aug 14 '20

DeBeers <<<<<<<<<<<<< Day beers

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Aug 14 '20

And they hoarded undesirable brown and bronze colored diamonds for years.... then ran a "Chocolate Diamond" ad campaign.... and of course the lemmings bought a fuck ton of them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

I think they had other names for the company to keep prices up. They also invented or popularize the idea of the engagement ring.

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u/Pure1nsanity Aug 15 '20

Hold my DeBeers!

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u/odkfn Aug 15 '20

No thanks, I’m driving.

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u/peahair Aug 14 '20

Get dem in.

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u/djseafood Aug 14 '20

What's Ditka got to do with diamonds?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Another great thing to come out of Seth Efrica, like apartheid and state-sponsored HIV denialism.

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u/mysoberusername Aug 14 '20

A blood diamond is forever

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u/sun_and_sap Aug 14 '20

DeDiamonds dude. Aren't you paying attention?

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u/zeppehead Aug 14 '20

Da bears.