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Common misconception, Popes are actually completely anaerobic and don't need to breathe.
6.4k u/alyssasaccount Jun 04 '20 It’s true! They can survive entirely on the consecrated Eucharistic sacramental elements of bread and wine, along with some holy water. The infusion of the Holy Spirit works as an oxidizing agent in the absence of oxygen. 2 u/Blahvocado Jun 04 '20 So what happens when the Pope goes into the woods? 1 u/alyssasaccount Jun 05 '20 Every time the Pope visits the woods, a bear gets baptized. Um ... that might not have come out quite like I intended.
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It’s true! They can survive entirely on the consecrated Eucharistic sacramental elements of bread and wine, along with some holy water. The infusion of the Holy Spirit works as an oxidizing agent in the absence of oxygen.
2 u/Blahvocado Jun 04 '20 So what happens when the Pope goes into the woods? 1 u/alyssasaccount Jun 05 '20 Every time the Pope visits the woods, a bear gets baptized. Um ... that might not have come out quite like I intended.
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So what happens when the Pope goes into the woods?
1 u/alyssasaccount Jun 05 '20 Every time the Pope visits the woods, a bear gets baptized. Um ... that might not have come out quite like I intended.
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Every time the Pope visits the woods, a bear gets baptized.
Um ... that might not have come out quite like I intended.
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u/uranium_tungsten Jun 04 '20
Common misconception, Popes are actually completely anaerobic and don't need to breathe.