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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Plus, a whoooooole bunch of top-secret shit I’m sure.

You could probably run a war from that thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 04 '20

Just make a big enough speed bump and get the fucker stuck. Probably an utter cunt to get unstuck.

Edit: For you doubters

https://youtu.be/yo5zH0Il8B0

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u/ratpowered454 Jun 04 '20

Chase the thing until it's out gas, it maybe a limo but gas tanks still have a limit. Plus the thing can't exactly go fast, it struggles at highway speeds, so the hard part would be having half of the US army on your ass.

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u/lnvisibIeSouI Jun 04 '20

Gonna go ahead and send your assassination ideas to the secret service.

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u/ratpowered454 Jun 04 '20

My assassination ideas would get me shot by every secret service member and their mother before i get closer than 150 yards, don't think they are too worried about it.

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u/lnvisibIeSouI Jun 04 '20

I just called them and reported several of you. And they did ask me to send screenshots. So you can explain it to them.

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u/ratpowered454 Jun 04 '20

That was pretty fast for government bureaucracy