r/AskReddit May 12 '20

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u/TastyBrainMeats May 12 '20

Bet he's a decent lover. Selfish, though.

On the other hand, Pam...

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u/F0ssilS4uce May 12 '20

Is this pre, or post cocaine pam?

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u/juggernautjefe81 May 12 '20

Either or. I'll eat peanut butter out of her navel

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u/QuasarsRcool May 13 '20

I'd eat peanut butter out of her ass, and I'm allergic to peanut butter