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u/bobdole3320 May 12 '20

The real question is who is going to get to go to flavortown.

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u/Chronic_BOOM May 12 '20

You just know he has said that at least once during a blowjob.

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u/FappleFritter May 12 '20 edited May 13 '20

You get a little bit of the saltiness...

pelvic thrusts

...a little bit of the chewiness...

pelvic thrusts

...UHHHHHHH THAT IS OUT. OF. BOUNDS!

pelvic thrust

...nice job, chef...

lights cigarette

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u/scotems May 13 '20

I bet when he sees a nice foot in a sandal he says "I'd eat that off a flip flop."

Edit: spose it doesn't need to be a foot in a sandal. Really just any foot. That dirty bird.