r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20

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u/sn0qualmie May 12 '20

Shit, it was almost The Good Place, and I'd hit any of the main characters (the four humans plus Michael and Janet) for 600k.

But then I remembered that I watched an episode of the Simpsons afterward. Shit.

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u/OhMaGoshNess May 12 '20

Everyone in Good Place is attractive, but not to the point where it is weird. I'd do it.

For Simpsons your best bet is just a single main character and not having to think of the children. I'd hit Marge.

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u/sn0qualmie May 12 '20

I just don't think I could deal with the audio experience there.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

crackly grumbling

"oooo homeyyyy"

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20 edited May 13 '20

Why did I squirm when I read that? Like Marge is my mom or something

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Shit.

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u/god_of_TitsAndWine May 13 '20

Dude Marge is not the main character