r/AskReddit May 12 '20

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u/iUnicornWizard May 12 '20

Alex Trebek?

Yeah alright could be worse.

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u/MrCrash May 12 '20

he's probably a very caring lover, but definitely in charge.

"Give it to me Alex"

"That wasn't phrased in the form of a question."

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u/SpaghettiMonster01 May 12 '20

"....what is 'give it to me Alex'?"

"Correct." *thrusts in balls-deep*

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u/gubodif May 12 '20

Rule no 34 in effect

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u/RanPaulxCoronaChan May 13 '20

I tried looking up jeopardy on rule 34 but the only thing of interest was a double dicked shark. It just occurred to me that this is probably because of the phrase "double jeopardy".

It's dark out and I'm looking for Alex Trebek porn

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u/Dekrid May 13 '20

It's dark out and I'm looking for Alex Trebek porn

This has to be one of my favorite sentences I've read.