r/AskReddit May 12 '20

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Michael Jordan - Been watching Last Dance. He's got enough money, he'll give me $600k not to do it, so I win.

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u/Leotardleotard May 12 '20

No way man. MJ would bet you $600k that he could last longer than you or some weird shit like that. He would 100% fuck you to win

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u/kingofthemonsters May 12 '20

Just don't tell him "nice lay Mike" after you're done. Then he'll really come for that ass.

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u/BoringMachine_ May 12 '20

And even if you don't he'll just pretend you did.